大学英语作文1300字：Top 10 Funny Store Signs

大学英语作文1300字：Top 10 Funny Store Signs

1.outside a muffler shop: no appointment necessary, we hear you coming.

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銆�銆�2.outside a hotel: help! we need inn-eperienced people.

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銆�銆�3.on a desk in a reception room: we shoot every 3rd salesman, and the 2nd one just left.

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銆�銆�4.in a veterinarians waiting room: be back in 5 minutes, sit! stay!

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銆�銆�5.at the electric company: we would be de-lighted if you send in your bill. however, if you dont you will be.

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銆�銆�6.on the door of a computer store: out for a quick byte.

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銆�銆�7.in a restaurant window: dont stand there and be hungry, come on in and get fed up.

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銆�銆�8.inside a bowling alley: please be quiet, we need to hear a pin drop.

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銆�銆�9.in the front yard of a funeral home: drive carefully, well wait.

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銆�銆�10.in a counselors office: growing old is mandatory, growing wise is optional.

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